28 September 2026

33 links · Monday

The systems that no one will test

This happened to me in 2020, and it has been on my mind again lately. During the worst of the pandemic, I found a vulnerability in a system that gave me access to the Brazilian federal system, and with that access I was able to retrieve information on any Braz…

Fingerprints of Jev

Someone on Hacker News suggested fingerprinting Jev’s tokenizer. The API returns how many input tokens it billed you for, so I searched for strings that separate known tokenizers and compared their counts to Jev’s.

The Internet Is Dead, Isn’t It?

Lately I keep feeling that the internet has become a worse place. Not necessarily louder or slower, but emptier in the places where people used to be visible. Ten or fifteen years ago I could move through small personal blogs, read along in forums, disagree in…

Pirating the Pirates

Notes from the underground of film preservation.

Definitely Not Windows — Windows 11½

The operating system Microsoft definitely did not make. An interactive parody of Windows 11, Microsoft 365, Copilot, updates, ads, and subscriptions.

I Have a Fetish for Rounded Corners

I've had a love affair with rounded corners for too many years. Recently, I came across my first business card, which I had printed in 2011. It had, guess what, rounded corners. I remember hunting for a printing shop that could make them that way. Failing to …

Machine's Search for Meaning

Compute allocations are the new slots of time and freedom. Does getting more of them depend on what the machines want?

Test-driving Jev on a security task: identity resolution

Test-driving Jev, a decision model trained for calibrated probabilities, on identity resolution across five data sets. Compared against gpt-oss-20b, Claude Haiku 4.5, Sonnet 5 and Opus 5.5, and traditional entity resolution (Fellegi-Sunter and gradient-boosted…

Predictable Swarm Scaling

Under suitable conditions, we can use simulation to roughly estimate the best structure for an agent swarm and its scaling law.

Postgres query plans without production data | Weavori

Your CI database picks different plans than production because its statistics differ. Inject production stats with PostgreSQL 18, or generate rows that carry the distribution. Here is how to tell which one you need.

Debugging HTTP::Tiny Calls Deep Inside Your Stack

LWP::ConsoleLogger::Everywhere lets you debug LWP and Mojo UserAgents you don't even know about. Now we also have support for HTTP::Tiny. You don't even have to know or care which packages the UserAgent calls take place in.

Dear User of the Universe

An essay on the self-correction mechanism and its civilizational consequence.

Data parallel pretty-printing

A high-performance and high-level purely functional data-parallel array programming language that can execute on the GPU and CPU.

Stop the World

10 years ago, when I started a new job, one of my first tasks was to evaluate various garbage collectors.

Coding is NOT solved

Tell me you don’t understand software without literally using those words!!!

Edge Is Pretending to Be Chrome

I don't think there was any official announcement, but I'm pretty sure Microsoft is secretly trying to trick you into using Edge. Well, it has always been trying to trick us, but this time it's even m

Owed a billion dollars in NVDA stock

A first-person account of a 1993 NVIDIA stock option grant, a decades-later discovery of a vesting discrepancy, and how the statute of limitations settled it.